How to lose 5 pounds in JUST ONE DAY!!!
Are you ready for the newest weight loss breakthrough? What? I can’t hear you! I said… ARE YOU READY FOR THE NEWEST WEIGHT LOSS BREAKTHROUGH!?!? Well you better be… because here it comes.
Most people know that the average person should typically aim to lose 1 or 2 pounds per week. Well, what if I told you that there is a way where you can lose not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4… but up to 5 POUNDS IN JUST ONE DAY!!! That’s right. Not one month… not one week… one day!
Is this something you’d be interested in? I knew you would. But wait… there’s more!
What if I said that you can lose up to 5 pounds in just one day… WITHOUT MAKING ANY CHANGES TO YOUR DIET! What was that sound? Was that your head exploding at the thought of this amazing weight loss breakthrough? I knew it was! But hold on… there’s still more!
What if I said you can lose up to 5 pounds in just one day without changing your diet… and WITHOUT EXERCISING! If you still had a head, it would have just exploded. But wait… there is still more!
What if I said that everything I just mentioned above can happen… FOR FREE! And not only that, but it’s 100% SAFE as well!
Did you just die from excitement? I knew that would happen. If there is anyone still alive at this point, keep reading. I’m about to tell you how you can experience this amazing weight loss breakthrough for yourself!
In order for you to lose up to 5 pounds in one day (safely and for free) without changing your diet or exercising, there are just two requirements:
- You need to have a scale.
- You need to be able to tell the difference between day and night.
Sound simple? That’s because it is! Here’s what you do…
Tonight, right before you go to sleep, go get your scale and weigh yourself. Once you do it, write down what your weight was and keep it in a safe place. Again, the key here is to weigh yourself at night right before bed. Then… just go to sleep. IT’S JUST THAT EASY!
Now here comes the second part. This is where all the magic happens. When you wake up the next morning, before eating or drinking anything, go get your scale and weigh yourself again. That’s right, you are going to weigh yourself first thing the next morning.
…and that’s it! Did you see it? THE MIRACLE HAS JUST TAKEN PLACE!
You will have instantly lost up to 5 pounds over night. Sometimes it may even be slightly more than 5 pounds. If you weighed 200 pounds the night before, you will most likely be down as low as 195 pounds the very next morning. IT’S A WEIGHT LOSS MIRACLE!!! Enjoy your new body!
Public Service Announcement
Hello. What you just read was a public service announcement (and a joke). Its goal was to help educate the portion of the population that still doesn’t realize that weighing yourself any time of the day besides first thing in the morning is a very inaccurate way of tracking your weight. Especially if you sometimes weigh yourself in the morning, and sometimes weigh yourself later in the day. Doing so can result in you thinking you lost as much as 5 pounds. It can also just as easily result in you thinking you gained as much as 5 pounds.
As you can imagine, neither would be good. It’s not real weight or fat loss. This is just normal weight fluctuation that shows you weigh more at night (after eating and drinking all day) than you do in the morning (after not eating or drinking for the last 8 hours). It’s not progress or a lack of progress… it’s just normal weight fluctuation throughout the day.
Weight loss is all about making changes (through diet and exercise) and then accurately tracking the results of those changes. And, there is really only one time of the day when a person should weigh themselves when this is their goal. That time is of course first thing in the morning on an empty stomach. Not just this time. Not just next time. Every time.
If you plan on weighing yourself any other time of the day or weighing yourself at different times of the day each week, you might as well throw out your scale and just ask the guy at the carnival to guess your weight for you. Chances are he’d be just as accurate.
This has been a public service announcement. Thank you.
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October 25th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
You know what I don’t understand? People that weigh themselves several times during a workout. I watched these girls come in and weigh themselves, then every 10 minutes go back over to the scale and get back on. I wanted to go down to the scale and calibrate it 20 pounds heavier so they would freak out. I usually weigh myself once every 2 weeks right before i work out, and it does fluctuate 3/4 pounds. I have’nt lost any weight in a while, which concerned me at first but then i noticed i lost fat, and that i was gaining muscle instead. My goal intially was to just lose weight, in which i did, but now my goal is to gain muscle, which in turn will make me put on weight, but it’s a better weight than fat weight. I’m trying this new supplement ‘size on'(creatine pills) for a month to see if it works, heard any reviews?
October 25th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
I found a way to lose even more–QUICKER! I found a way to lose 10-12 pounds INSTANTLY!
…Just cut off your head!
October 26th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
dugg!
http://www.digg.com/health/Amazing_Lose_5_pounds_in_a_single_day_without_diet_exercise
October 26th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
JJ, I see the same thing in my gym, and it’s not just girls. There’s a scale in the locker room, and I see the same guys weigh themselves everyday before AND after their workout. This is a fantastic way to track… I dunno… sweating? People are nuts, and those people have gym memberships.
And I’ve heard of Size On, but I honestly don’t know too much about it. Check out the supplement forum on a site like http://www.wannabebigforums.com/ for reviews and info.
Adrienne, that does work, but I usually recommend going for a leg instead of the head. If you don’t have a head, you can’t read the scale.
neil, dude, you’re everywhere today. You’re like the unofficial site promoter.
October 29th, 2006 at 12:26 pm
I use my scale a lot, but because it has a fat and water percentage measurement on it. So even if I weigh myself first thing in the morning- I will use the body composition thing at any point.
December 21st, 2006 at 2:55 pm
I’ve heard people that are fit and stay fit use their scale Every day so if you do start to gain you can Fix it Fast! I get on the scale every day most the time… and when I start going a little over “Thanksgiving was horrible” I Fix it Fast Never have a problem gaining after that! and when I lose it stays off because I never let my self gain it back!
Good luck to all.
December 28th, 2006 at 11:49 pm
I am a wrestler,and i weigh my self everyday,but the thing is that right after a workout its going to say i weigh almost 5 lbs then i realy weigh,because its water weight,righ after if i drink water my weight will go up,so if u weigh yourself everyday,you will be fustrated,because of the ups and downs!!
January 11th, 2007 at 10:55 am
very interested
February 25th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
I have been working out alot lately….mostly at night,but now my goal isnt gannah be “loose weight….loose weight” now its gannah be “muscle muscle must get muscle”
March 20th, 2007 at 1:47 pm
“Did you just die from excitement? I knew that would happen.”
ahahahaha!
i’m pretty sure this website is liable for a couple of deaths……
but how did i get here..wtf did i type in gOOgle to reach this! =p
April 28th, 2007 at 4:08 pm
Wow I was 165 and went down to 155
May 23rd, 2007 at 5:10 pm
I hope everyone knows this is a spoof. When you weight yourself at night, you will weight more because you have eaten and drank already, you always weight less in the morning because you body has taken that a stored it and maybe you went to the bathroom and gotten rid of all the wastes that was in you sleep.
June 4th, 2007 at 2:09 am
Hi, I just wanted to say that I lose “UP TO” 5 pounds EVERY day. Unless, of course, I happen to lose 6 or more pounds that day. As a matter of fact…. everyone does. I am so sick and tired of hearing that “guarantee” that I think I will go puke now. Have fun scamming.
June 4th, 2007 at 2:16 am
OK, so I hadn’t actually read this weight loss plan before posting that last message. I was venting from seeing yet another infomercial using the “up to” phrase. I just read your weight loss plan… and I love it. That’s one I can do. So sorry for the cyber wrath. Keep up the good work.
June 7th, 2007 at 5:22 pm
hahaha, i love you.
July 1st, 2007 at 8:03 pm
lol! this made me laugh =]. but ughhh. i dont want to lose weight i want to get mroe toned so i think i have to get skinnier and then tone??? IDKKK!?
July 5th, 2007 at 11:24 pm
wow! i’m impressed. i never knew that people actually lose weight over night while sleeping! butt mii head didn’t explode! weird.
December 4th, 2007 at 4:44 pm
that was cool im gonna tell my friends that as a joke just to see what happens and im gonna try it too!!!
lol ill update you to see what happens K
Love this joke
xoxoxoxox
halle
February 27th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
this has been a public service announcement:
hi
February 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
lol! luv it!
March 5th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
hahahahaha, what a joke…hahahahahahaha!!!! i laughed for a good ten minutes
March 13th, 2008 at 9:43 pm
Hi, I am always worry about my weight, and after I eat, I always try to find to get that food out of me,and I went online to find some deal to how lose weight,and this really made laugh, and I tried, son know I am not so worry about eating,
YOU CAN TRY TAKING OFF YOUR 2 ARMS, AND YOU FOR SURE WILL LOSE LIKE 5 POUNS,
March 25th, 2008 at 12:40 am
WOW PEOPLE ARE STUPID
June 2nd, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Bahahahahhahahahahahahhaha. Love it.